I Got Punched in the Motherfucking Nuts!

[Oh Brian]

THIS IS A WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

I was in the midst of the best sleep that I have had in many years, and the it happened. March 10th, 2010 at 6:30AM Central Standard Time, Michael punched me in the motherfucking nuts.

DON'T HAVE KIDS! IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

[Emlyn]

Would you be able to change his name to Cock-Knocker by deed poll?

[brendoman]

Oh no, your kid is the kid who punches people in the nuts? I guess it's better than being the smelly kid or the biter.

[NoCalMike]

Are you tired of all these motherfucking people punching you in your motherfucking nuts? Motherfucker!

[weesyboy]

My younger cousin hit me in the nuts with a rolled up newspaper once, shit aint cool.

[Matt]

I once got pegged in the nuts with an orange from about 20 feet away. Instantly dropped me.

[NoCalMike]

When I was a youngster I got done watch Karate Kid part II, so I was outside in the drive way trying to do roundhouse kicks, but because the driveway is on a slope, when I spun, the ground gave out to to the slope and the my my body folded I wound up taking a shot to the nuts via my own foot........I was down for the count.

[weesyboy]

When I was a youngster I got done watch Karate Kid part II, so I was outside in the drive way trying to do roundhouse kicks, but because the driveway is on a slope, when I spun, the ground gave out to to the slope and the my my body folded I wound up taking a shot to the nuts via my own foot........I was down for the count.

that must have sucked, but that is possibly one of the funniest things i can imagine.